Game of Thrones Team Names 2017
Winter is here.
At least, it will be on July 16th. That is the magical date when Game of Thrones fans will be treated for the first time in over a year to a new episode of arguably the best show on television. When last we saw our friends in the Seven Kingdoms, Cersei Lannister was killing err-body in King’s Landing, Jon Snow became the new King in the North, and Daenerys Targaryen was sailing her fleet of armies, outcasts, and dragons toward Westeros.
As has become the tradition here at Gridiron Experts over the last several years, I’m ushering in a new season of Thrones (as well as the upcoming NFL season) with an updated list of GOT-inspired fantasy football team names. Please add your favorites to the comments section below and feel free to reach out to me on Twitter (@ConsultFantasy) to discuss this list, the latest twists and turns on the show, and… of course… some fantasy football.
The Old Standbys
- Arya Ready for Some Football
- Crows Before Hoes
- Maesters of the Midway
- Impin’ Ain’t Easy
- The Gridiron Throne
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The (Your Name Here) Series
- House (your name here)
- (your name here), First of His/Her Name
- Khal (your name here)
- (your name that ends with -an)nis the Mannis
- A (your name here) Always Pays His/Her Debts
For the Female Fantasy Players
- Mother of Dragons
- The Khaleesi
- Lady Stoneheart
- The Red Woman
- Queen of Thorns
NFL Team-Inspired
- Valyrian Steelers
- Mance Raiders
- The Three-Eyed Ravens
- New York Giantsbane
- Narrow Seahawks
- Slaver’s Bay Buccaneers
- Hand of the viKings
- Cleveland Bronns
- Meereen Bay Packers
- Atlanta’s Purple Wedding
NFL Player-Inspired
- The Manning Faced God
- Doug R.R. Martin
- Alshon Joffrey
- Demaryius Targaryen
- HOUSE McCaFREY
- James Starks’ Bastard
- Theon Sanders
- Samwell Bradford
- DeMelisAndre Hopkins
- Martavis, the High Sparrow
- Winston is Coming
- Eddard Lacy, Warden of the Pacific Northwest
- Cassel Black
- Robert Kraft’s Rebellion
- Khal Osweiler of the DothBrocki
- Ty Mormont-gomery
- La’Theon Belljoy
- James White Walkers
- The Vale of Aaron
- The Rains of CastAmeer Abdullah
- A Feast for Crowells
- Hands Like Vernon Davos
- Tommen and a Brady
- Charcandrick Westeros
- Williams, Last of House Tyrell
- The Blountain that Rides
- Valar Martellus
- Tate’s Golden Crown
- Jaqen H’garoppolo
- Gilly-slee of Kraft-ster’s Keep
- The Agholord of Light
- Grand Maester Parcells
- Jameis Lannister and the Golden Hand
- A Song of Rice and Favre
- By the Ty-Gods and the New
General Thrones Goodness
- Hardhome-field Advantage
- First Downs and Second Sons
- The Usurpers
- Tywin, Lose, or Draw
- The Kingsguard
- Halfman, Half Amazing
- We’re Number Wun Wun
- The Monday Night’s Watch
- Stormborn
- Ask Me About My Grey Worm
- The One True King
- Watchers on the Wall
- The Direwolf of Wall Street
- Dark and Full of Terrors
- Born to Be Wildling
- Reek
- The Sand Snakes
- Protector of the Realm
- The Kingslayers
- Jaqen of All Trades, Maester of None
- Ours is the Fury
- Trial by Combat
- Gendry’s Never Ending Boat Ride
- Lord of the Andals
- The Dothrookies
- Frey & Sons Wedding Planners
- The Master of Coin
- Land of the Free and Home of the Braavos
- The Faith Militant
- A Team Has No Name
- Battle of the Bastards
- Stark Raving Mad
- The Unsullied
- Lannister Family Reunion
- Hodor
Demaryius TarGareon Conley
Kelce, Mother of Dragons
Love many of these but havent seen this one yet so Im usin it…
Joerah Mormontanas
The AFC North Remembers
Hodor Beckham Jr.
A Gurley has no name
If one of the most humble and innocent characters in the series suddenly became insufferable, she’d be:
Vain Shireen
(think about it for a second)
The Night’s JJ Watts
I used King of The North
I’m using “The Gridironborn” as my team name..haven’t seen it elsewhere, guess I coined it.
A Gurley Has No Name
Bridgewater Watch
Treadwell Tarly
Odell the Warg
Lord of the DreadForte
**NFL Team-Inspired**
Lannister Lions
Braavosi Titans
Cleveland Brown-Pants!
Atlanta Gyrfalcons
Dothraki Broncos
Wildling Giants
Chicago Bear Island
Rhoynish Redskins
Andalos Saints
Khalasar Colts
Jordan of House Reed
King’s Landry
Delanie White Walkers
Jeremy of HornHill
King Beyond the Rawls
King Beyond Jamaal
Ramsay BWFC
Westoros Baptist Church
Wildcardlings
Monday Night’s Watch
Hodor’s Hodors (stole this one, but it’s still great)
Mover of Chains
I usually use The Winterfell Direwolves as my team name. But maybe I’ll switch it up this year. Much like Winterfell, my postseason dreams went up in smoke pretty early.
Demaryius Targaryen
Game of Throws is one of my team names. Really like King of the NFC North
Our league name is Game of Throwns
My team last year was “The Silver Queen’s Slaves” (unsullied)
We have a whole thrones themed league. So far we have:
King in the NFC North
Arya ready for some football
3rd and LongClaw
Stannis the Mannis
Gridiron Born
Tyrion’s Giant’s
THE KING OF THE NORTH!
stark mad direwolves
Tyrionanasaures
Arya’s Needleattack in your face
Valyrian Steelers
If you’re lucky enough to have him:
Doug R.R. Martin