Funny Team Names
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite movies. Great characters, immensely quotable, and one of those films that I just never get tired of watching. I’ve used Anchorman references in my fantasy football team names many times over the last decade. And with the long-awaited sequel (Anchorman: The Legend Continues) due for release in December, I thought it would be appropriate to share some of my favorite Anchorman-inspired team names with our loyal readers at Gridiron Experts. Enjoy and as always… Stay Classy!
Names Inspired by Ron Burgundy:
- Jazz Flute Escapades
- Rich Mahogany Marauders
- Two Tickets to the Gun Show
- Sweet Lincoln’s Mullet
- Great Odin’s Ravens
- Sweet Eli Whitney’s Nose
- By the Beard of Zeus
- Foggy London Town Burritos
- Jogging with a Soft J
- Jack Johnson & Tom O’Leary
- Smells Like BigFoot’s Dick
Names Inspired by the Rest of the Ch. 4 News Team:
- The Sex Panthers
- The Octagon
- James Westfall & Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
- Pants Party Invitations
- Fiberglass Cotton Candy
- Brick’s Cornish Game Hens
- Brick’s Celebrity Golf Tournament
- Brick’s Big Red Candle
- Brick’s Fighting Tridents
- Champ’s Sea World Adventure
Suggested Division Names:
- The Burgundy Division
- The Fontana Division
- The Tamland Division
- The Champ Kind Division
- The Corningstone Division
- Channel 4 News
- Channel 9 Evening News
- Channel 2 News
- Spanish Language News
- Public News
Miscellaneous Team Names:
- KVWN Ch. 4 News Team
- KQHS Ch. 9 Evening News Team
- Arturo Mendez & the Spanish Language News Team
- Smelly Pirate Hookers of Wh*re Island
- San Diego Whale Vaginas
- The Miniature Buddhas
- The Punting Baxters
- Immediately Regrettable Decisions
- Afternoon Delight
- Pleasure Town Unicorns
- No Commercials, No Mercy
- T!ts McGee’s Vacation
- Frank Vitchard’s Lost Limbs
- The Wes Mantooth Polka
- Dorothy Mantooth’s Revenge
Suggest an Anchorman Fantasy Team Name to our comment section!
Self-described fantasy degenerate that has been participating in fantasy sports leagues since the spiral notebook scoring era. If you can make a fantasy league out of it, I’m in.
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Jake
September 7, 2016 at Wednesday, September,7
Best article ever. I’m writing your name in for president on my ballot.
Brian
July 26, 2014 at Saturday, July,26
I use Fighting Doberman Genetalias in a league.
Megan
August 16, 2013 at Friday, August,16
My own personal team name – GlassCaseofEmotion