Anchorman Fantasy Team Names

Funny Team Names

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite movies. Great characters, immensely quotable, and one of those films that I just never get tired of watching. I’ve used Anchorman references in my fantasy football team names many times over the last decade. And with the long-awaited sequel (Anchorman: The Legend Continues) due for release in December, I thought it would be appropriate to share some of my favorite Anchorman-inspired team names with our loyal readers at Gridiron Experts. Enjoy and as always… Stay Classy!

Names Inspired by Ron Burgundy:

• Jazz Flute Escapades
• Rich Mahogany Marauders
• Two Tickets to the Gun Show
• Sweet Lincoln’s Mullet
• Great Odin’s Ravens
• Sweet Eli Whitney’s Nose
• By the Beard of Zeus
• Foggy London Town Burritos
• Jogging with a Soft J
• Jack Johnson & Tom O’Leary
• Smells Like BigFoot’s Dick

Names Inspired by the Rest of the Ch. 4 News Team:

• The Sex Panthers
• The Octagon
• James Westfall & Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
• Pants Party Invitations
• Fiberglass Cotton Candy
• Brick’s Cornish Game Hens
• Brick’s Celebrity Golf Tournament
• Brick’s Big Red Candle
• Brick’s Fighting Tridents
• Champ’s Sea World Adventure

Miscellaneous Team Names:

• KVWN Ch. 4 News Team
• KQHS Ch. 9 Evening News Team
• Arturo Mendez & the Spanish Language News Team
• Smelly Pirate Hookers of Whore Island
• San Diego Whale Vaginas
• The Miniature Buddhas
• The Punting Baxters
• Immediately Regrettable Decisions
• Afternoon Delight
• Pleasure Town Unicorns
• No Commercials, No Mercy
• Tits McGee’s Vacation
• Frank Vitchard’s Lost Limbs
• The Wes Mantooth Polka
• Dorothy Mantooth’s Revenge

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