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50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2019

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

After you draft your fantasy team, you need to name it. But, coming up with a funny fantasy football team name can be harder than you think. You want a team name that makes the other owners in your league laugh but still respect you throughout the NFL season. You want to be funny yet feared. You don’t want to set yourself up for any potential trash talk based on your team name if and when you lose a week.

Some fantasy owners believe that naming your fantasy team is a lot like naming a boat. There are some superstitions involved. For example, some believe that whatever name you decide on, you need to stick with it for as long as you own the team. Changing your team name mid-season can be viewed as back luck. I for one tend to agree with this, however, I will change my team name to “The Walking Dead” or “Meat Wagon” at the end of the season if my fantasy team is injured and has no chance of making it to the post-season. But for the most part, I try to never re-name my fantasy team mid-season.

Funny Fantasy Football Team NamesThe best funny fantasy football team names are usually inside jokes with your buddies or league owners. Although off the wall wacky names are good too. If your league is an office pool, it would be smart not to pick names that are too vulgar or offensive. The league owners may not mind, but you want to be able to use your name in the break room out loud.

A new trend in Fantasy Football leagues is to have a theme for a season. Like Game of Thrones, Star Wars or classic old school TV shows like Seinfeld, even WWE Wrestling. You can name your division’s similar names or jokes that fit the mold. Some fantasy owners also go all out and trash talk in character mannerisms when making jokes like Yoda, or use cliche sayings like Macho Man. It can be fun, it can also get old fast, so make sure you stay sharp with your trash talk.

FYI: All the links above are to theme-based team name articles, if you’re thinking of a play-on-words character team name, we should have some good suggestions for you.

 

 

50 Funny Fantasy Football team names for 2019

  1. Morning Chubb
  2. Zeke and Destroy
  3. The MilLeVeonFalcon
  4. San Fransisco 4th & 9ers
  5. Guns N Rosen
  6. Getting Lucky at the Hilton
  7. Cooper Scooper
  8. Breesus Christ
  9. Two Gurleys, One Kupp
  10. Jurassic Parkey
  11. The Gurley Gates
  12. Turn Down for Watt
  13. Myles Jack Daniels
  14. Rolls-Royce
  15. The Mighty CornJulio
  16. Ladies and Edelman
  17. My Ball Zach Ertz
  18. Jimmy G-String Divas
  19. Insane Clowney Posses
  20. Brees Knees
  21. Full Nelson Agholor
  22. 1.21 JJ Watts
  23. Maximum Eifert
  24. OBJ Saquon Kenobi
  25. It Ertz when Eifert
  26. Suh-and-a-Half Men
  27. Big Gores Don’t Cry
  28. House Tyrell
  29. Discount Double Checks
  30. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  31. Mariota Kart
  32. The Jordy Nelson Mandela’s
  33. Rated R for Gore
  34. Turn Your Head and Coughlin
  35. Hot Chubb Time Machine
  36. SaQuontum Leap
  37. No Punt Intended
  38. 30 Pack of Matty Ice
  39. Country Roads, Take Mahomes
  40. It Hurns When I Pee
  41. Hard-Gore Porno
  42. Delanie Walker, Texas Ranger
  43. Sour Kareem & Onion
  44. Half Chubb
  45. Saved By Le’ Bell
  46. Hyde and Seek
  47. All About the Benjamins
  48. Turn Down For Watt
  49. Captain Kirk Cousins
  50. Deshaun of the Dead

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Fantasy Football League Names

  1. Frozen Tundra League
  2. No Ma’am League
  3. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
  4. The League of Shadows
  5. The Office
  6. Testicles Required
  7. Old Man’s League
  8. The Armchair Quarterbacks
  9. The Gentleman’s Club
  10. The War Room
  11. Game of Thrones
  12. The Premier League
  13. Gronkowski Dance Party
  14. A Tribe Called Best

 

 

Old School vs. Retired Fantasy Team Names

Every year I try to update this article and remove fantasy players that are no longer fantasy relevant. I think that’s a good rule of thumb for any of you owners who are trying to come up with a funny fantasy football team name, you don’t want to look dated. Sure there are a lot of great names you can come up with using Tony Romo or Anquan Boldin, Jeremy Maclin even Rob Gronkowski, but these players are retired. Well, rumors are Gronk might come back, but you know what I mean. You can’t look dated. I think fantasy owners who use team names that are retired don’t feel like a threat for the championship. Keep it fresh

 

Please suggest a funny team name is you got one

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82 Comments

  1. Avatar
    Brent
    July 13, 2010 at Tuesday, July,13 — Reply

    Chris Henry’s Tailgate Party

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    Amanda
    June 2, 2010 at Wednesday, June,2 — Reply

    Romosexual Tendencies?! I found my new team name!!!!

  3. Avatar
    kokingb
    January 25, 2010 at Monday, January,25 — Reply

    xanny bar and grille

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    Ryan
    January 3, 2010 at Sunday, January,3 — Reply

    Our intramural team was “Deep Throw It” .

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    Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 at Monday, December,28 — Reply

    Touchdown My Pants

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    Larry
    November 25, 2009 at Wednesday, November,25 — Reply

    I read one called “TheBreastonPlants”…not bad :)

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    Bombshell
    November 20, 2009 at Friday, November,20 — Reply

    Slippery Tacos

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    Jason Campbells Lips
    November 19, 2009 at Thursday, November,19 — Reply

    My Ditka in her Butkus

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    Mike
    October 16, 2009 at Friday, October,16 — Reply

    I actually used “Cleveland Steamers” as my team name for one of my leagues before this list came out.

    Really good, funny list, though. Think the McNair Shotgun one may have been a bit too soon, though.

    Here’s a few of my own:

    1. Searching For Jeff Fisher
    2. Tony Moll Rats
    3. Darrell Strawberry Shortcakes
    4. The Green Austin Miles
    5. I Love You, Mangini
    6. The Bill BeliWhiteChicks
    7. The Hanging Chad Ochocinco’s

    Thanks!

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    Tyler
    October 3, 2009 at Saturday, October,3 — Reply

    I use Handicapped Heroes

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    mike
    September 30, 2009 at Wednesday, September,30 — Reply

    deadliest snatch

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    September 28, 2009 at Monday, September,28 — Reply

    Mine in one league is C.R. Puff’in Stuff. being a Lions fan, you gotta love Charles Rogers!

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    Donte'
    September 23, 2009 at Wednesday, September,23 — Reply

    Donte Drink & Drive

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    Chaz
    September 14, 2009 at Monday, September,14 — Reply

    Stinger you forgot the last part. It’s Step Dad’s because I beat you, you hate me, and after wards I have sex with your mother…

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    Anonymous
    September 13, 2009 at Sunday, September,13 — Reply

    2 mannings 1 cup.

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    Dunc
    September 13, 2009 at Sunday, September,13 — Reply

    Being a Long time StL Rams fan, I have always used: “The Mother Faulkers”, but he is retired now… so I guess I’ll go with “The Bulging Pinkies”

  17. Avatar
    September 11, 2009 at Friday, September,11 — Reply

    I named my team Stinger’s Step Dads because we will beat you and you will hate us.

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    ryan
    September 11, 2009 at Friday, September,11 — Reply

    Body by LenDale

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    Christine
    September 11, 2009 at Friday, September,11 — Reply

    ours is chicksnotdicks

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    Anonymous
    September 11, 2009 at Friday, September,11 — Reply

    I always roll with “Underage Pink” – can’t beat it!

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    Anonymous
    September 11, 2009 at Friday, September,11 — Reply

    Ultimate Whoreiers

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    September 11, 2009 at Friday, September,11 — Reply

    I have been the Cleveland Boobs for years now, and yes it has taken me into the playoffs and won me a championship… Success!

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    derek
    September 11, 2009 at Friday, September,11 — Reply

    TD’s and beer

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    ryan
    September 11, 2009 at Friday, September,11 — Reply

    The best one I’ve heard is “Somewhere Over Dewayne Bowe”

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    September 10, 2009 at Thursday, September,10 — Reply

    Too funny.

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    Anonymous
    September 10, 2009 at Thursday, September,10 — Reply

    Brady GaGa

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    Mike
    September 10, 2009 at Thursday, September,10 — Reply

    I kinda like mine

    Off Constantly

    For those of you that don’t get it right away. Just think about what the other teams will say when they beat me.

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    Anonymous
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    We got some good names in our league

    Failed Abortions
    Endzone Penetrators
    The Kansas City Qweefs
    The Fat Kid Fumblers
    Tedy Bruschi Heart Fund

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    Anonymous
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    Donte Drink and Drive

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    Lewis sucks
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    As if watching Colin Cowherd is such a way to spend your life

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    Scott
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    One of my teams is JP Losman’s Job Interview.

    And my custom league is Tom Cable’s Righteous Fist.

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    Anonymous
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    Vaginal Dischargers

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    King
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    Finally, I’m not the only one who noticed the chick.

  34. Avatar
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    Who cares about team names? Who is that chick?

  35. Avatar
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    I won as the Breveland Clowns last year

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    Bobby
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    Lewis is a confirmed tool.

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    REDHED
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    used to be “off in the woods” for the same reason… I don’t expect to win much, so the other teams get to beat off in the woods.

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    REDHED
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    Red-headed Step Children… I don’t expect to win much, so the other teams get to beat red-headed step children a bunch

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    Lewis
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    Colin Cowherd of ESPN said “more than 27 million players play fantasy football. They spend an average of nine hours a week (during football season… playing fantasy football).”

    That’s fucking pathetic. I guess it should be expected in America though. I’m ashamed to be associated with such wastes of life.

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    o
    September 3, 2009 at Thursday, September,3 — Reply

    My team is SquealPigs

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    Steve
    September 2, 2009 at Wednesday, September,2 — Reply

    Rothie The Rapist (my team name) is better.

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    slitt
    September 2, 2009 at Wednesday, September,2 — Reply

    Suck my Vick

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    Conor
    September 2, 2009 at Wednesday, September,2 — Reply

    The Ron Mexicans

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    September 2, 2009 at Wednesday, September,2 — Reply

    Kosher Pigskin

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    Danny
    September 2, 2009 at Wednesday, September,2 — Reply

    Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe

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    Chris
    September 2, 2009 at Wednesday, September,2 — Reply

    Chad lost his Johnson

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    Defguy
    September 1, 2009 at Tuesday, September,1 — Reply

    Green Bowl Packers

    A Romo gave me Crabtrees on My Cotchery

    Bush & Gore in 2009

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    August 24, 2009 at Monday, August,24 — Reply

    i think my team, billy mays’ white lightning, deserves a spot on this list.

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    James B.
    August 24, 2009 at Monday, August,24 — Reply

    “Touchdown My Pants”

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    Collin Peterson
    August 23, 2009 at Sunday, August,23 — Reply

    Tom Brady’s Inglorious Bastards! oh my god that;s my new team name-lol yes!

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