50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names

It’s hard to think up great funny fantasy football team names, that’s why I decided to create a list of 50 to help you not only make your league owners laugh, but create some good mojo for the season ahead.

Ideally, you want a funny team name that makes the other owners in your league laugh but still respect you week to week throughout the season. You want to be funny yet feared. You don’t want to set yourself up for any potential trash talk based on your own fantasy team name if and when you lose a week.

Some fantasy owners believe that naming your fantasy team is a lot like naming a boat. There are superstitions involved and whatever name you decide on you need to stick with for as long as you own the boat. We suggest you keep the name for a full season.

The best fantasy football team names are usually inside jokes with your buddies or league owners. Yet some owners love the off the wall wacky names to just mess with your head. Make sure you don’t make your team name too adult theme in case there are young people

Believe it or not, many fantasy owners just throw in whatever name they can think of for their team name, like “Team Steve”, or “Team Bob”; this, in my opinion, is one of the worst ways to start a fantasy season. A good rule for leagues is to pick a theme, like Game of Thrones, (check out GoT Fantasy Team names here) or The Office, Star Wars, whatever… just get something interesting that can change year to year to add that extra element to keep people interested.

True story: Eight years ago, I had drafted one of the best fantasy teams that I can recall, it was loaded at all positions and had great depth. Still, fantasy football is what it is and I found myself losing heartbreaking battles for the first five weeks of the season. I started the year 0-5. I had one of the highest points for in the league, yet lost every week as I just so happened to play the best/luckiest team every Sunday. Instead of calling it a year or making a stupid trade, I decided to simply change my team name. It was a superstitious move to change-up the Zen (or whatever)… but it worked. I went on to win every game from then on out, falling just short in our Fantasy Football Super Bowl. I knew I had a powerhouse, I just needed to change the mojo.

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

1. Johnny EightBall
2. Zeke and Destroy
3. The MilLeVeonFalcon
4. San Fransisco 4th & 9ers
5. Erect Dicker
6. Getting Lucky at the Hilton
7. Wentz His Pants
8. Breesus Christ
9. Jared Goof
10. Jurassic Parkey
11. PokeMoncrief
12. Turn Down for Watt
13. Myles Jack Daniels
14. SpaghEddie Lacy
15. The Mighty CornJulio
16. Ladies and Edelman
17. Dorial Green-Eggs & Ham
18. Romosexual Tendencies
19. My Ball Zach Ertz
20. Insane Clowney Posse
21. Brees Knees
22. Full Nelson Agholor
23. More Cushing for the Pushing
24. Over the Salary Kaep
25. Kardashian’s To Do List
26. It Ertz when Eifert
27. W.D. Forte
28. Big Gores Don’t Cry
29. Robert Griffin the Turd
30. Discount Double Checks

31. Vegas Raiders: Bet on Black
32. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
33. The Jordy Nelson Mandela’s
34. Rated R for Gore
35. Turn Your Head and Coughlin
36. Say My Namath
37. No Punt Intended
38. 30 Pack of Matty Ice
39. Out of BORTles License Plates
40. It Hurns When I Pee
41. Hard-Gore Porno
42. Delanie Walker, Texas Ranger
43. Demaryius Thomas the Tank Engine
44. Crest Pro Wittening
45. Saved By Le’ Bell
46. Can’t Keep a Blackmon Down
47. Hyde and Seek
48. All About the Benjamins
49. Asiata to Mouth
50. Captain Kirk Cousins

Fantasy Football League Names

1. Frozen Tundra League
2. No Ma’am League
3. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
4. The League of Shadows
5. The Office
6. Testicles Required
7. Old Man’s League
8. The Armchair Quarterbacks
9. The Gentleman’s Club
10. The War Room
11. Game of Thrones
12. The Premier League
13. Gronkowski Dance Party
14. A Tribe Called Best
15. Boldin the Beautiful