50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

After you draft your fantasy team, you need to name it. But, coming up with funny fantasy football team names is be harder than you think. You want a team name that makes the other owners in your league laugh but still respect you throughout the NFL season. You want to be funny yet feared. You don’t want to set yourself up for any potential trash talk based on your team name if and when you lose a week.

Some fantasy owners believe that naming your fantasy team is a lot like naming a boat. There are some superstitions involved. For example, some believe that whatever name you decide on, you need to stick with it for as long as you own the team. Changing your team name mid-season can be viewed as back luck. I for one tend to agree with this, however, I will change my team name to “The Walking Dead” or “Meat Wagon” at the end of the season if my fantasy team is injured and has no chance of making it to the post-season. But for the most part, I try to never re-name my fantasy team mid-season.

Funny Fantasy Football Team NamesThe best funny fantasy football team names are usually inside jokes with your buddies or league owners. Although off the wall wacky names are good too. If your league is an office pool, it would be smart not to pick names that are too vulgar or offensive. The league owners may not mind, but you want to be able to use your name in the break room out loud.

A new trend in Fantasy Football leagues is to have a theme for a season. Like Game of Thrones, Star Wars or classic old school TV shows like Seinfeld, even WWE Wrestling. You can name your division’s similar names or jokes that fit the mold. Some fantasy owners also go all out and trash talk in character mannerisms when making jokes like Yoda, or use cliche sayings like Macho Man. It can be fun, it can also get old fast, so make sure you stay sharp with your trash talk.

FYI: All the links above are to theme-based team name articles, if you’re thinking of a play-on-words character team name, we should have some good suggestions for you.

50 Funny Fantasy Football team names for 2019

  1. Morning Chubb
  2. Zeke and Destroy
  3. The MilLeVeonFalcon
  4. San Fransisco 4th & 9ers
  5. Guns N Rosen
  6. UnLucky at the Hilton
  7. Cooper Scooper
  8. Breesus Christ
  9. Two Gurleys, One Kupp
  10. Wentzlemania 11
  11. The Gurley Gates
  12. Turn Down for Watt
  13. Myles Jack Daniels
  14. Rolls-Royce
  15. The Mighty CornJulio
  16. Ladies and Edelman
  17. My Ball Zach Ertz
  18. Jimmy G-String Divas
  19. Insane Clowney Posses
  20. Brees Knees
  21. Full Nelson Agholor
  22. Baker of Chains
  23. Maximum Eifert
  24. OBJ Saquon Kenobi
  25. It Ertz when Eifert
  26. Suh-and-a-Half Men
  27. Big Gores Don’t Cry
  28. Bakers Dozen
  29. Discount Double Checks
  30. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  31. Mariota Kart
  32. The Jordy Nelson Mandela’s
  33. Rated R for Gore
  34. Turn Your Head and Coughlin
  35. Hot Chubb Time Machine
  36. SaQuontum Leap
  37. The Mahomes Project
  38. 30 Pack of Matty Ice
  39. Country Roads, Take Mahomes
  40. It Hurns When I Pee
  41. Hard-Gore Porno
  42. Delanie Walker, Texas Ranger
  43. Sour Kareem & Onion
  44. Half Chubb
  45. Saved By Le’Bell
  46. Hyde and Seek
  47. All About the Benjamins
  48. All for the Nukie
  49. Captain Kirk Cousins
  50. Deshaun of the Dead

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Fantasy Football League Names

  1. Frozen Tundra League
  2. No Ma’am League
  3. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
  4. The League of Shadows
  5. The Office
  6. Testicles Required
  7. Old Man’s League
  8. The Armchair Quarterbacks
  9. The Gentleman’s Club
  10. The War Room
  11. Game of Thrones
  12. The Premier League
  13. Gronkowski Dance Party
  14. A Tribe Called Best


Old School vs. Retired Fantasy Team Names

Every year I try to update this article and remove fantasy players that are no longer fantasy relevant. I think that’s a good rule of thumb for any of you owners who are trying to come up with a funny fantasy football team name, you don’t want to look dated. Sure there are a lot of great names you can come up with using Tony Romo or Anquan Boldin, Jeremy Maclin even Rob Gronkowski, but these players are retired. Well, rumors are Gronk might come back, but you know what I mean. You can’t look dated. I think fantasy owners who use team names that are retired don’t feel like a threat for the championship. Keep it fresh


Please suggest a funny team name is you got one

83 thoughts on “50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names”

  1. The HILLIS have Eyes
    Colston Creamery
    Welker To The Jungle
    Welker Back Kotter
    Boldin The Beautiful
    Live Free Or Addai
    Corn On The Kolb
    Henne Baked Ham
    Stop N’ Schaub
    MendenHall & Oates

  2. Ricky Sticky Icky Williams
    Scooba Steve’s Dream Team
    Ben there raped that
    Dinner forSchaubs
    Take a Henne, Leave a Henne
    BP Spillers
    Dezzie Does Dallas
    Smokin a Bowe, Drinkin a Forte
    Lawrence Taylor’s Illegal Contact


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