50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2019
Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
After you draft your fantasy team, you need to name it. But, coming up with a funny fantasy football team name can be harder than you think. You want a team name that makes the other owners in your league laugh but still respect you throughout the NFL season. You want to be funny yet feared. You don’t want to set yourself up for any potential trash talk based on your team name if and when you lose a week.
Some fantasy owners believe that naming your fantasy team is a lot like naming a boat. There are some superstitions involved. For example, some believe that whatever name you decide on, you need to stick with it for as long as you own the team. Changing your team name mid-season can be viewed as back luck. I for one tend to agree with this, however, I will change my team name to “The Walking Dead” or “Meat Wagon” at the end of the season if my fantasy team is injured and has no chance of making it to the post-season. But for the most part, I try to never re-name my fantasy team mid-season.
The best funny fantasy football team names are usually inside jokes with your buddies or league owners. Although off the wall wacky names are good too. If your league is an office pool, it would be smart not to pick names that are too vulgar or offensive. The league owners may not mind, but you want to be able to use your name in the break room out loud.
A new trend in Fantasy Football leagues is to have a theme for a season. Like Game of Thrones, Star Wars or classic old school TV shows like Seinfeld, even WWE Wrestling. You can name your division’s similar names or jokes that fit the mold. Some fantasy owners also go all out and trash talk in character mannerisms when making jokes like Yoda, or use cliche sayings like Macho Man. It can be fun, it can also get old fast, so make sure you stay sharp with your trash talk.
FYI: All the links above are to theme-based team name articles, if you’re thinking of a play-on-words character team name, we should have some good suggestions for you.
50 Funny Fantasy Football team names for 2019
- Morning Chubb
- Zeke and Destroy
- The MilLeVeonFalcon
- San Fransisco 4th & 9ers
- Guns N Rosen
- Getting Lucky at the Hilton
- Cooper Scooper
- Breesus Christ
- Two Gurleys, One Kupp
- Jurassic Parkey
- The Gurley Gates
- Turn Down for Watt
- Myles Jack Daniels
- Rolls-Royce
- The Mighty CornJulio
- Ladies and Edelman
- My Ball Zach Ertz
- Jimmy G-String Divas
- Insane Clowney Posses
- Brees Knees
- Full Nelson Agholor
- 1.21 JJ Watts
- Maximum Eifert
- OBJ Saquon Kenobi
- It Ertz when Eifert
- Suh-and-a-Half Men
- Big Gores Don’t Cry
- House Tyrell
- Discount Double Checks
- Forgetting Brandon Marshall
- Mariota Kart
- The Jordy Nelson Mandela’s
- Rated R for Gore
- Turn Your Head and Coughlin
- Hot Chubb Time Machine
- SaQuontum Leap
- No Punt Intended
- 30 Pack of Matty Ice
- Country Roads, Take Mahomes
- It Hurns When I Pee
- Hard-Gore Porno
- Delanie Walker, Texas Ranger
- Sour Kareem & Onion
- Half Chubb
- Saved By Le’ Bell
- Hyde and Seek
- All About the Benjamins
- Turn Down For Watt
- Captain Kirk Cousins
- Deshaun of the Dead
Fantasy Football League Names
- Frozen Tundra League
- No Ma’am League
- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
- The League of Shadows
- The Office
- Testicles Required
- Old Man’s League
- The Armchair Quarterbacks
- The Gentleman’s Club
- The War Room
- Game of Thrones
- The Premier League
- Gronkowski Dance Party
- A Tribe Called Best
Old School vs. Retired Fantasy Team Names
Every year I try to update this article and remove fantasy players that are no longer fantasy relevant. I think that’s a good rule of thumb for any of you owners who are trying to come up with a funny fantasy football team name, you don’t want to look dated. Sure there are a lot of great names you can come up with using Tony Romo or Anquan Boldin, Jeremy Maclin even Rob Gronkowski, but these players are retired. Well, rumors are Gronk might come back, but you know what I mean. You can’t look dated. I think fantasy owners who use team names that are retired don’t feel like a threat for the championship. Keep it fresh
Please suggest a funny team name is you got one
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82 Comments
Kiko Do You Love Me?
Make Kamara Great Again
Breesus Christ and Morning Chubb are greatness
the team name I came up with this year for my 2018 FF squad…
“Juju on my Beats”
I like all the ideas you’ve got listed. Good stuff
I just use Nostradumbass
ours has to do with reality tv series…….show me your snooki and td’s
Turd and Long
Asomugha to Mouth
New England Clam Crowders
Locker down Titan beater
Flacc-tose intolerant
Rock Out with Your Lockout
Pass the Legarrette Blount
OJ’s Slashers and Dashers
Ice Cold Bruschi’s
It’s Not Easy Beanie Green
Whatchu talkin’ bout Hillis?
Mine is Arian’s Foster Kid
Show me your TD’s
The HILLIS have Eyes
Colston Creamery
Welker To The Jungle
Welker Back Kotter
Boldin The Beautiful
Live Free Or Addai
Corn On The Kolb
Henne Baked Ham
Stop N’ Schaub
MendenHall & Oates
Hurtin’ Da Beef Curtain
Yer Mom’s Friends with Benefits
Ricky Sticky Icky Williams
Scooba Steve’s Dream Team
Ben there raped that
Dinner forSchaubs
Take a Henne, Leave a Henne
BP Spillers
Dezzie Does Dallas
Smokin a Bowe, Drinkin a Forte
Lawrence Taylor’s Illegal Contact
How bout BenSteelerBushAndTds
Furry Cotchery
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
Purple drank or jollys purple drank. Or donkey lips
Cushing’s Juice Pub
Vegan Dairy Farmers
that is most definitely not tila tequila
My Dixie Normous
My Dixon Cider
Suck my Ditka
Beanie Well-endowed
Reggae Bush
Hurricane Ditka
Tatupu Platter