Romo Pick 6, Jerry Picks Nose

Jerry Jones is so bored with his life that he had to build the biggest monstrosity in sports: the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium. This stadium is the largest domed stadium in the world, has the world’s largest column-free interior, and the largest video screen hung from one 20 yard line to to the other 20 yard line. No owner could love his team more than a guy willing to spend 1 billion dollars to create such a monster palace for his team to play. So what’s Jerry’s reaction to an early Tony Romo interception for a touchdown? A nose pick on national television. Even Scrooge McDuck or Mr. Burns would give us an “Oh Shit” look on their face, but Jerry Jones is too busy picking another golden nugget out of his oil tycoon beak to even care.

I cheered when the Giants hit the late last second field goal to win. To me, football is not about getting the biggest stadium, the highest contract players, or the hottest cheerleaders (although they’re so smoking hot) it’s about moving chains, making the big tackles and most importantly winning games. Take that, money bags!

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