Game of Thrones: Fantasy Football Team Names

Game of Thrones Fantasy Football Team Names

Game of Thrones Team Names 2016

In the span of a single week from April 24th through the 30th, two amazing and highly-anticipated events will take place: the premiere episode for Game of Thrones’ sixth season and the 2016 NFL Draft. I have to admit I don’t know which I am looking forward to more, as for me that would be like picking your favorite child. Both are sure to bring joy as well as heartache, and I’m sure to be pouring over the results of each for days and weeks to come.

But before I get lost in analysis of where Ezekiel Elliott and Laquon Treadwell land or the latest gut-wrenching twist from George R.R. Martin and the HBO showrunners, let’s take a moment to bring two of my favorite things together in most logical way possible… through a list of fantasy football team names, of course! What better way to pair your Game of Thrones fandom and obsession for fantasy football during the 2016 season than a well-placed reference to the iconic show for all your competition to admire at the top of the league standings?

The Old Standbys

  • Crows Before Hoes
  • Impin’ Ain’t Easy
  • White Welkers
  • Roddy White Walkers / Kevin White Walkers
  • Arya Ready for Some Football

13-best-game-of-thrones-memes-spoilers--L-7ZSgXmThe (Your Name Here) Series

  • House (your name here)
  • (your name here), First of His Name
  • Khal (your name here)
  • (your name that ends with -an)nis the Mannis
  • A (your name here) Always Pays His Debts

For the Growing Female Contingent

  • Mother of Dragons
  • The Khaleesi
  • Lady Stoneheart
  • The Red Woman
  • Mhysa, Mhysa, and the Cult Jam

 NFL Team-Inspired

  • Valyrian Steelers
  • Mance Raiders
  • Narrow Seahawks
  • Slaver’s Bay Buccaneers
  • Hand of the viKings
  • Cleveland Bronns
  • The Three-Eyed Ravens
  • Meereen Bay Packers

NFL Player-Inspired

  • The Manning Faced God
  • Doug R.R. Martin
  • Alshon Joffrey
  • Demaryius Targaryen
  • James Starks’ Bastard
  • Theon Sanders
  • Eddard Lacy, Warden of the NFC North
  • Samwell Bradford
  • MelisAndre Johnson
  • Khal Osweiler of the DothBrocki
  • The Vale of Aaron
  • A Feast for Crowells
  • Martavis, the High Sparrow
  • Charcandrick Westeros
  • La’Theon Belljoy
  • The Rains of CastAmeer Abdullah
  • Winston is Coming
  • Casterly Brock
  • Hands Like Vernon Davos
  • Tommen and a Brady
  • The Blountain that Rides
  • Valar Martellus
  • Carsons of the Harpy
  • The Agholord of Light
  • Cassel Black
  • A Song of Rice and Favre
  • Grand Maester Parcells
  • House TargArian
  • The Osweildlings
  • Jaqen H’garoppolo

General Thrones Goodness

  • Tywin, Lose, or Draw
  • Hardhome-field Advantage
  • The Roose, the Roose, the Roose is on Fire
  • Ask Me About My Grey Worm
  • Giantsbane of Your Existence
  • The Usurpers
  • First Downs and Second Sons
  • The Kingsguard
  • Halfman, Half Amazing
  • We’re Number Wun Wun
  • The Monday Night’s Watch
  • By the Old Gods and the New
  • Dark and Full of Terrors
  • The One True King
  • Watchers on the Wall
  • The Direwolf of Wall Street
  • Stormborn
  • Reek
  • The Sand Snakes
  • Born to Be Wildling
  • The Kingslayers
  • Jaqen of All Trades, Maester of None
  • The Dothrookies
  • Protector of the Realm
  • Gendry’s Never Ending Boat Ride
  • The Gridiron Throne
  • Ours is the Fury
  • Frey & Sons Wedding Planners
  • The Master of Coin
  • Lord of the Andals
  • The Unsullied
  • Hodor

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Jason Willan

Self-described fantasy degenerate that has been participating in fantasy sports leagues since the spiral notebook scoring era. If you can make a fantasy league out of it, I’m in.

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