Costume Ideas for NFL Cheerleaders

You lie to your girlfriend or wife every Sunday when the camera man shows the smoking hot cheerleaders jumping around. You say things like “She’s not that hot” or “Get back to the game already”, something… anything to avoid a fight and end up sleeping on the couch. If you’re at your buddies house or in your man-cave (“NO MA’AM” for life) then you are missing the game while you pause live TV to rewind and watch the girls again.

Most NFL Cheerleaders are hotter than many of todays celebrities. While the girls of the NFL are all smiles, dancing and entertaining on the sidelines, famous cover girls are drunk, throwing beer bottles at photographers.

As much are the NFL pretends like sex doesn’t sell, the money these girls bring in from photo’s and calendars is worth it’s weight in gold. So why on Halloween,  the one day of the year when a girl (any girl) can get dressed up as slutty as possible without anybody saying a thing, do we see the most boring unflattering costumes imaginable. Every year NFL cheerleaders wear costumes that were G-Rated, at best. I’m not saying that the NFL goes out and borrows a bunch of stripper outfits (although ratings would cause mass blackouts and possibly stop the earth from spinning) but it is possible to make an outfit sexy, without causing grandpa’s heart to stop.

For those girls who have  no idea what they’re going to wear for Halloween and for the NFL cheerleaders that can pick their costumes, we here at Gridiron Experts have listed our favorites:

She’s the Boss

She’s in charge, in a costume that calls all the shots. She has a gun (or guns) and has never looked so good in a uniform. She’ll be on the lookout for  consoled weapons, catching illegal activity and nabbing bad guys.

The Work Uniform

The everyday outfit…but slutty? It works.

These are great examples of how a simple costume can be a big hit at the party or on the NFL sidelines by simply removing a article of clothing, example the chef’s pants

Superhero

If girls knew how stupid guys are over movies and superheros, then costumes like these could control the world.

Sweet and Innocent

She’ll trick you into buying cookies or paying her way through school.

Borderline Crazy

There is a huge percentage of women in the world that are borderline crazy, now they can dress like it.

From Out Of Town

Get called an idiot in another language for a change

HAPPY HALLOWEEN From Gridiron Experts!