Anchorman Fantasy Team Names

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Published: July 15, 2013

Anchorman: Fantasy Football Team Names

Anchorman team namesAnchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite movies. Great characters, immensely quotable, and one of those films that I just never get tired of watching. I’ve used Anchorman references in my fantasy football team names many times over the last decade. And with the long-awaited sequel (Anchorman: The Legend Continues) due for release in December, I thought it would be appropriate to share some of my favorite Anchorman-inspired team names with our loyal readers at Gridiron Experts. Enjoy and as always… Stay Classy!

Names Inspired by Ron Burgundy:

  • Jazz Flute Escapades
  • Rich Mahogany Marauders
  • Two Tickets to the Gun Show
  • Sweet Lincoln’s Mullet
  • Great Odin’s Ravens
  • Sweet Eli Whitney’s Nose
  • By the Beard of Zeus
  • Foggy London Town Burritos
  • Jogging with a Soft J
  • Jack Johnson & Tom O’Leary

Names Inspired by the Rest of the Ch. 4 News Team:

  • The Sex Panthers
  • The Octagon
  • James Westfall & Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
  • Pants Party Invitations
  • Fiberglass Cotton Candy
  • Brick’s Cornish Game Hens
  • Brick’s Celebrity Golf Tournament
  • Brick’s Big Red Candle
  • Brick’s Fighting Tridents
  • Champ’s Sea World Adventure

Suggested Division Names:

  • The Burgundy Division
  • The Fontana Division
  • The Tamland Division
  • The Champ Kind Division
  • The Corningstone Division
  • Channel 4 News
  • Channel 9 Evening News
  • Channel 2 News
  • Spanish Language News
  • Public News

Miscellaneous Team Names:

  • KVWN Ch. 4 News Team
  • KQHS Ch. 9 Evening News Team
  • Arturo Mendez & the Spanish Language News Team
  • Smelly Pirate Hookers of Whore Island
  • San Diego Whale Vaginas
  • The Miniature Buddhas
  • The Punting Baxters
  • Immediately Regrettable Decisions
  • Afternoon Delight
  • Pleasure Town Unicorns
  • No Commercials, No Mercy
  • Tits McGee’s Vacation
  • Frank Vitchard’s Lost Limbs
  • The Wes Mantooth Polka
  • Dorothy Mantooth’s Revenge

Suggest an Anchorman Fantasy Team Name to our comment section!

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Discussion2 Comments

  1. What about: Smell’s like Bigfoot’s dick

  2. Megan says:

    My own personal team name – GlassCaseofEmotion

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