50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

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Published: August 23, 2009

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It’s hard to think up great funny fantasy football team names, that’s why Gridiron Experts has created this list to help you not only make your leagues owners laugh, but create good luck for the season ahead.

Ideally, you want a name that not only makes the other owners in your league laugh, but also makes them fear you. You don’t want to set yourself up for any potential trash talk based on your own fantasy team name when (if) you lose a week. Believe it or not, many fantasy owners just throw in whatever they can think of for their team name, like “Team Steve”, or “Team Bob”; this, in my opinion, is one of the worst ways to start a fantasy season.

True story: Four years ago, I had drafted one of the best fantasy teams that I can recall, it was loaded at all positions and had great depth. Still, fantasy football is what it is and I found myself losing heartbreaking battles for the first five weeks of the season. I started the year 0-5. I had one of the highest points-for in the league, yet lost every week as I just so happened to play the best/luckiest team every Sunday. Instead of calling it a year or making a stupid trade, I decided to simply change my team name. It was a superstitious move to change-up the Zen (or whatever)… but it worked. I went on to win every game from then on out, falling just short in our Fantasy Football Super Bowl. I knew I had a powerhouse, I just needed to change the mojo.

 

Fantasy Football League Names

1. The League
2. Clear Eyes Full Hearts Can’t Lose
3. Frozen Tundra League
4. Honey Badger League
5. No Ma’am League
6. Playin for Keeps
7. The Octagon
8. Dazed and Confused
9. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
10. Man Cave
11. Final Fantasy
12. Training Day
13. The Way of the Gun
14. The League of Shadows
15. The Office
16. Testicles Required
17. Old Man’s League
18. The Armchair Quarterbacks
19. The Gentleman’s Club
20. The War Room

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 Fantasy Football Team Names

1. Ridleys Believe It or Not
2. Romosexual Tendencies
3. Belichick Yo Self
4. The Garden of Weeden
5. Purple Jesus
6. Brees Knees
7. 50 Shades of Heyward-Bey
8. More Cushing for the Pushing
9. Barber for my Bush
10. Kardashian’s To Do List
11. Snakes on Reggie Wayne
12. The Blair Walsh Project
13. Blood, Sweat, and Beers
14. James Starks of Winterfell
15. Fairley Drunk
16. W.D. Forte
17. 2 Mannings 1 Cup
18. Big Gores Don’t Cry
19. BROSbeforeSHAINCOES
20. The Tittsburgh Feelers!
21. Jaquizz in my Pants
22. Flacco Seagulls
23. Discount Double Checks
24. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
25. Gotham’s Reckoning
26. Rated R for Gore
27. Turn Your Head and Coughlin
28. The Beer View Mirrors
29. No Punt Intended
30. Urine Trouble
31. Victorious Secret
32. John David Booty Call
33. Medulla Amendola
34. McNair’s Shotgun Offense
35. Romo Witten His Pants
36. 30 pack of Matty Ice
37. Drivin’ with Donte’
38. Orton Hears a Who
39. Welker To The Jungle
40. The Guns of Hoculi
41. The Cleveland Steamers
42. Remember the Trojans
43. Sex Panther
44. Flock of Eagles
45. Can’t Keep a Blackmon Down
46. GRONK SMASH
47. Tom Brady’s Inglorious Bastards
48. Two and a Half Mendenhall
49. Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman
50. Dinner for Schaubs

 

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Discussion149 Comments

  1. Collin Peterson says:

    Tom Brady’s Inglorious Bastards! oh my god that;s my new team name-lol yes!

  2. James B. says:

    “Touchdown My Pants”

  3. el jose says:

    i think my team, billy mays’ white lightning, deserves a spot on this list.

  4. lanceuppercut says:

    The Jon Benet Rams.

  5. LouisvilleAg says:

    Can’t believe my team name didn’t make the cut:

    Romo’s Slippery Balls

  6. Bt Jax says:

    A guy in my league has Neverland Ranch Survivors. This needs to be added

  7. Paul says:

    I think my team name is pretty great; Ron Mexico Pitbulls

  8. Cheezy Q says:

    The Jackson Four

  9. Anonymous says:

    Tom Cables Punch-out

  10. Todd Vogel says:

    She Said She Was 18 has been my team’s name for years.

  11. Colin says:

    Pitino’s Coat Hanger

  12. Slim Shady says:

    The VA-Giants

  13. chris cazzell says:

    Santonio’s Dick is mine

  14. Defguy says:

    Green Bowl Packers

    A Romo gave me Crabtrees on My Cotchery

    Bush & Gore in 2009

  15. Chris says:

    Chad lost his Johnson

  16. Danny says:

    Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe

  17. Conor says:

    The Ron Mexicans

  18. Steve says:

    Rothie The Rapist (my team name) is better.

  19. o says:

    My team is SquealPigs

  20. Lewis says:

    Colin Cowherd of ESPN said “more than 27 million players play fantasy football. They spend an average of nine hours a week (during football season… playing fantasy football).”

    That’s fucking pathetic. I guess it should be expected in America though. I’m ashamed to be associated with such wastes of life.

  21. REDHED says:

    Red-headed Step Children… I don’t expect to win much, so the other teams get to beat red-headed step children a bunch

  22. REDHED says:

    used to be “off in the woods” for the same reason… I don’t expect to win much, so the other teams get to beat off in the woods.

  23. Bobby says:

    Lewis is a confirmed tool.

  24. Randy says:

    I won as the Breveland Clowns last year

  25. Casey says:

    Who cares about team names? Who is that chick?

  26. King says:

    Finally, I’m not the only one who noticed the chick.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Vaginal Dischargers

  28. Scott says:

    One of my teams is JP Losman’s Job Interview.

    And my custom league is Tom Cable’s Righteous Fist.

  29. Lewis sucks says:

    As if watching Colin Cowherd is such a way to spend your life

  30. Anonymous says:

    Donte Drink and Drive

  31. John says:

    Couldnt finish list, kept staring at picture

  32. Anonymous says:

    We got some good names in our league

    Failed Abortions
    Endzone Penetrators
    The Kansas City Qweefs
    The Fat Kid Fumblers
    Tedy Bruschi Heart Fund

  33. Discosis says:

    Some of the best from my league over the years:

    John Madden’s Brett Favre Boner
    Brett Favre’s Dead Relatives
    Najeh’s Blown Mud
    Mark Chmura’s Babysitter
    The Tory Holt Fingerbang Experience

  34. Scott says:

    I love my name, together or separate.

    Hookers and Heroin

  35. Ari says:

    My dad’s is “dingle berries”

  36. I like “get off my ditka”..

    lol

  37. david says:

    hesterectomy

  38. MacMan says:

    I’m the cocaine cowboys gotta keep it original.

  39. CtB says:

    a buddy of mine named a team a few years ago “The Pullouts” That’s pure awesome.

  40. Jay says:

    My Long Snapper Stinks

  41. Mike says:

    I kinda like mine

    Off Constantly

    For those of you that don’t get it right away. Just think about what the other teams will say when they beat me.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Brady GaGa

  43. ryan says:

    The best one I’ve heard is “Somewhere Over Dewayne Bowe”

  44. derek says:

    TD’s and beer

  45. Cera says:

    I have been the Cleveland Boobs for years now, and yes it has taken me into the playoffs and won me a championship… Success!

  46. Anonymous says:

    Ultimate Whoreiers

  47. Anonymous says:

    I always roll with “Underage Pink” – can’t beat it!

  48. Christine says:

    ours is chicksnotdicks

  49. ryan says:

    Body by LenDale

  50. Stinger says:

    I named my team Stinger’s Step Dads because we will beat you and you will hate us.

  51. Dunc says:

    Being a Long time StL Rams fan, I have always used: “The Mother Faulkers”, but he is retired now… so I guess I’ll go with “The Bulging Pinkies”

  52. Anonymous says:

    2 mannings 1 cup.

  53. Chaz says:

    Stinger you forgot the last part. It’s Step Dad’s because I beat you, you hate me, and after wards I have sex with your mother…

  54. Travis says:

    Lol @ “4′th and drunk”

  55. Donte' says:

    Donte Drink & Drive

  56. Anonymous says:

    Mine in one league is C.R. Puff’in Stuff. being a Lions fan, you gotta love Charles Rogers!

  57. mike says:

    deadliest snatch

  58. Tyler says:

    I use Handicapped Heroes

  59. Anonymous says:

    pickle sniffers

  60. I like No. 31 – Victorious Secret! That’s wicked! It’s one of my fav brands of lingerie… Erh… I mean Victoria’s Secret… :)

    Brandy

  61. I like No. 31 – Victorious Secret! That’s wicked! It’s one of my fav brands of lingerie… Erh… I mean Victoria’s Secret is one of my fav brands… :)

    Brandy

  62. Balls says:

    Robin Hood and his Merriman

  63. Mike says:

    I actually used “Cleveland Steamers” as my team name for one of my leagues before this list came out.

    Really good, funny list, though. Think the McNair Shotgun one may have been a bit too soon, though.

    Here’s a few of my own:

    1. Searching For Jeff Fisher
    2. Tony Moll Rats
    3. Darrell Strawberry Shortcakes
    4. The Green Austin Miles
    5. I Love You, Mangini
    6. The Bill BeliWhiteChicks
    7. The Hanging Chad Ochocinco’s

    Thanks!

  64. matt says:

    My team name was The Losman Locomotives, after j.p. losman’s move to las vegas ufl.
    Then i lost my first 4 weeks and now i am We Are Not Marshall.

  65. Scott says:

    I like the Donkey Punchers. Or Shockers, 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink/

  66. Anonymous says:

    Who gives a rat’s ass…whos the girl?

  67. poopstain says:

    tila tequila

  68. Jason Campbells Lips says:

    My Ditka in her Butkus

  69. Bombshell says:

    Slippery Tacos

  70. Larry says:

    I read one called “TheBreastonPlants”…not bad :)

  71. Anonymous says:

    Touchdown My Pants

  72. Ryan says:

    Our intramural team was “Deep Throw It” .

  73. kokingb says:

    xanny bar and grille

  74. Cheer Girls says:

    Here are a few more:

    Hung Dong Millionaires
    Chris Brown’s Greatest Hits
    H2Hoes

  75. Lupe Lewand says:

    Howdy there,Fantastic blogging dude! i am just Fed up with using RSS feeds and do you use twitter?so i can follow you there:D.
    PS:Have you considered putting video to this blog posts to keep the visitors more interested?I think it works.Best wishes, Lupe Lewand

  76. Amanda says:

    Romosexual Tendencies?! I found my new team name!!!!

  77. Dave says:

    “Off in the Shower” EVERYBODY wants to beat Off in the Shower!! LOL

  78. Dave says:

    if that pic is tila tequila, thats the best ive ever seen her look

  79. Brent says:

    Chris Henry’s Tailgate Party

  80. Ben says:

    Reggae Bush
    Hurricane Ditka
    Tatupu Platter

  81. Andy says:

    Beanie Well-endowed

  82. Greg says:

    My Dixie Normous
    My Dixon Cider
    Suck my Ditka

  83. brian says:

    that is most definitely not tila tequila

  84. Anonymous says:

    Vegan Dairy Farmers

  85. Anonymous says:

    My favorite is “Turd and Long”

  86. Anonymous says:

    Cushing’s Juice Pub

  87. The guy named Lewis from above is an idiot. He leaves a comment about how we waste our time playing fantasy foot ball but he is wasting his time commenting on a fantasy football blog when no one wants to hear him. Who is wasting time a community of people who like to socialize and have some fun with football or some random douche who wants to spread negativity show the world what a hatin a*s loser he is…GO BEARS

  88. Anonymous says:

    I PEYTON$2BangUR MOM

  89. todd says:

    MypoopisRonnieandBrown

  90. Justin says:

    I’m a 49ers fan so, VD and Crabs…for Vernon Davis and Michael Crabtree

  91. Jeff says:

    Mine this year is:

    Reggie blunt and a cold Forte

  92. sean says:

    TD’s for my DITKA

  93. Anonymous says:

    i’ve had “salty indian balls” for years…..

  94. jeremy says:

    i’ve had “salty indian balls” for years….lmfao

  95. Tad Hamilton says:

    Visanthe Shiancoe’s Fluffer

  96. jake says:

    I use the name, “Golden Tate Bridge”

  97. Anonymous says:

    My team name is DunkinDoseNuts

  98. Anonymous says:

    Purple drank or jollys purple drank. Or donkey lips

  99. Cigarettebutt says:

    Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi

  100. John says:

    Furry Cotchery

  101. Anonymous says:

    How bout BenSteelerBushAndTds

  102. Logan says:

    ARIAN’S FOSTER CHILDREN

  103. Logan says:

    AARON RODGERS THAT!

  104. Logan says:

    RODDY WHITE BOYS

  105. Maurice you make me sick says:

    That Punt is No Good

  106. Anonymous says:

    Ricky Sticky Icky Williams
    Scooba Steve’s Dream Team
    Ben there raped that
    Dinner forSchaubs
    Take a Henne, Leave a Henne
    BP Spillers
    Dezzie Does Dallas
    Smokin a Bowe, Drinkin a Forte
    Lawrence Taylor’s Illegal Contact

  107. Tim says:

    Hurtin’ Da Beef Curtain
    Yer Mom’s Friends with Benefits

  108. Chris says:

    The HILLIS have Eyes
    Colston Creamery
    Welker To The Jungle
    Welker Back Kotter
    Boldin The Beautiful
    Live Free Or Addai
    Corn On The Kolb
    Henne Baked Ham
    Stop N’ Schaub
    MendenHall & Oates

  109. John says:

    Show me your TD’s

  110. Anonymous says:

    Mine is Arian’s Foster Kid

  111. Omar says:

    My team name was Stroking Mike Ditka.

  112. Scott says:

    Whatchu talkin’ bout Hillis?

  113. Beanie Wells says:

    It’s Not Easy Beanie Green

  114. Steve says:

    Ice Cold Bruschi’s

  115. Steve says:

    Ice Cold Bruschi’s

  116. rick keller says:

    I like Fitz The Amish Rifle………..named after Ryan Fitzpatrick’s beard.

  117. C.J. says:

    Taste Dwayne Bowe, Iupati like it’s 1999, Under Extreme Burress

  118. ryan says:

    Snooki and the Suh-tation

  119. Bob says:

    My Vick in a Box

  120. Marty says:

    boats and shiancoes

  121. mike s. says:

    CUTTING RODDYS WHITE.

  122. Harry says:

    my name last year was JACKsoNMYPETERson, cause I had AP and steven jackson

  123. aleks says:

    The Tom Brady Bunch

  124. Joe says:

    Forsett down her throat
    Unregistered Sex Offenders
    69′ers

  125. joe mama says:

    OJ’s Slashers and Dashers

  126. Kyle says:

    Pass the Legarrette Blount

  127. MIke says:

    Rock Out with Your Lockout

  128. Matt says:

    Flacc-tose intolerant

  129. Brandon says:

    Locker down Titan beater

  130. john says:

    New England Clam Crowders

  131. IV says:

    Asomugha to Mouth

  132. Connor Smith says:

    ours has to do with reality tv series…….show me your snooki and td’s

  133. Tinran says:

    I just use Nostradumbass

  134. james says:

    Drink a Forte Smoke Some Weeden

  135. Mike says:

    Suh girls one cup

  136. ADsquared says:

    Make it Dwayne on Dem Bowes

  137. Stephanie says:

    I was Bow Chicka Gronkow & Gronko Buster last year. I was so proud of that.

  138. CDR says:

    Great names. Always loved “WattUTalkinBoutWillis.”

  139. kris says:

    Hali Berry’s TD’s
    Up Jamaal Night to Get Lucky
    Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe

  140. matt says:

    SUCK MY DITKA

  141. Jason Stonum says:

    Russellsprouts. Wife pretty proud of that one

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