50 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

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Published: August 23, 2009

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It’s hard to think up great funny fantasy football team names, that’s why Gridiron Experts has created this list to help you not only make your leagues owners laugh, but create good luck for the season ahead.

Ideally, you want a name that not only makes the other owners in your league laugh, but also makes them fear you. You don’t want to set yourself up for any potential trash talk based on your own fantasy team name when (if) you lose a week. Believe it or not, many fantasy owners just throw in whatever they can think of for their team name, like “Team Steve”, or “Team Bob”; this, in my opinion, is one of the worst ways to start a fantasy season.

True story: Four years ago, I had drafted one of the best fantasy teams that I can recall, it was loaded at all positions and had great depth. Still, fantasy football is what it is and I found myself losing heartbreaking battles for the first five weeks of the season. I started the year 0-5. I had one of the highest points-for in the league, yet lost every week as I just so happened to play the best/luckiest team every Sunday. Instead of calling it a year or making a stupid trade, I decided to simply change my team name. It was a superstitious move to change-up the Zen (or whatever)… but it worked. I went on to win every game from then on out, falling just short in our Fantasy Football Super Bowl. I knew I had a powerhouse, I just needed to change the mojo.

 

Fantasy Football League Names

1. The League
2. Clear Eyes Full Hearts Can’t Lose
3. Frozen Tundra League
4. Honey Badger League
5. No Ma’am League
6. Playin for Keeps
7. The Octagon
8. Dazed and Confused
9. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
10. Man Cave
11. Final Fantasy
12. Training Day
13. The Way of the Gun
14. The League of Shadows
15. The Office
16. Testicles Required
17. Old Man’s League
18. The Armchair Quarterbacks
19. The Gentleman’s Club
20. The War Room

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 Fantasy Football Team Names

1. Ridleys Believe It or Not
2. Romosexual Tendencies
3. Belichick Yo Self
4. The Garden of Weeden
5. Purple Jesus
6. Brees Knees
7. 50 Shades of Heyward-Bey
8. More Cushing for the Pushing
9. Barber for my Bush
10. Kardashian’s To Do List
11. Snakes on Reggie Wayne
12. The Blair Walsh Project
13. Blood, Sweat, and Beers
14. James Starks of Winterfell
15. Fairley Drunk
16. W.D. Forte
17. 2 Mannings 1 Cup
18. Big Gores Don’t Cry
19. BROSbeforeSHAINCOES
20. The Tittsburgh Feelers!
21. Jaquizz in my Pants
22. Flacco Seagulls
23. Discount Double Checks
24. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
25. Gotham’s Reckoning
26. Rated R for Gore
27. Turn Your Head and Coughlin
28. The Beer View Mirrors
29. No Punt Intended
30. Urine Trouble
31. Victorious Secret
32. John David Booty Call
33. Medulla Amendola
34. McNair’s Shotgun Offense
35. Romo Witten His Pants
36. 30 pack of Matty Ice
37. Drivin’ with Donte’
38. Orton Hears a Who
39. Welker To The Jungle
40. The Guns of Hoculi
41. The Cleveland Steamers
42. Remember the Trojans
43. Sex Panther
44. Flock of Eagles
45. Can’t Keep a Blackmon Down
46. GRONK SMASH
47. Tom Brady’s Inglorious Bastards
48. Two and a Half Mendenhall
49. Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman
50. Dinner for Schaubs

 

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Discussion146 Comments

  1. Brandon says:

    Locker down Titan beater

  2. john says:

    New England Clam Crowders

  3. IV says:

    Asomugha to Mouth

  4. Connor Smith says:

    ours has to do with reality tv series…….show me your snooki and td’s

  5. Tinran says:

    I just use Nostradumbass

  6. james says:

    Drink a Forte Smoke Some Weeden

  7. Mike says:

    Suh girls one cup

  8. ADsquared says:

    Make it Dwayne on Dem Bowes

  9. Stephanie says:

    I was Bow Chicka Gronkow & Gronko Buster last year. I was so proud of that.

  10. CDR says:

    Great names. Always loved “WattUTalkinBoutWillis.”

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